My dearest enlightening yogini,
HA HA! I am sure you are only in the highest bliss. A zillion, trillion, numberless thanks to you for the past, present, and future as well, in case I forget in the future. HA HA! Please enjoy the earrings, which came into existence only for you, for no one else in this world, not even the hell beings. WHA!

With biggest love and prayer...